Based on Jacques Tardi's IMPROVEMENT
WINTER AND MULTIPURPOSE
In Ferdinand Choupard's story, it's just a minor actor.
Nevertheless, this adventure begins with him as soon as he is on his way home,
An evening playing with a card and a wonderful,
After 12 years of malt whiskey.
November 4, 1911 was 1 am at dawn.
The streets were empty in the intimate cold air.
Yet at the same time, exactly 953 meters further away in the city, life sparked.
On the stage, Nicole Gambert, a long-stricken Nini, struck a great laugh.
The enthusiastic audience enjoyed the performance.
I love you!
- Wonderful! - It was great!
It was overwhelming every night. That gentleman sends it!
Then a month ago, every night Raymond Pointrenaud, a former Prefect,
Here he is celebrating being promoted to Foreign Affairs Secretary in Paris.
Meanwhile, Ferdinand made just 280 meters,
From Concorde Square to Pyramides Square.
Do not be shy, you've seen something else!
Our Lady!
Ferdinand's vision was actually an optical disappointment.
The flickering light came from Professor Marie-Joseph Esperandieu's apartment.
This excellent scholar, who was also an expert in ancient Egypt,
At the age of 16 he was a physics graduate.
His researches came to an end 35 years later,
His book with a thought-provoking title: "Do you have life after death?"
Meanwhile, on the other side of the Seine, the question has long been resolved.
On the first floor a lifestyle by breaking the laws of science,
He wanted to answer the scientist himself.
While the most astonishing event of the century took place before our eyes,
Captain Albert Caponi was closed.
Of course, if he had seen flying that Pterodactyl before his window,
Our story would have drastically changed,
But now no one can suspect the supervisor's abnormal somnolence.
His determination and perseverance have already earned a number of honors,
Including the Merit Medal because it resolved
The mystery of the missing persons at the Dreux refuge.
On August 28, 1907, he announced...
Personally Raymond Pointrenaud prefect.
Oh, Raymond! What do you do?
Let my little bird rest on its branch.
You are evil! Do not worry about poetry anymore!
- Really? - Yes.
As the night comes as a retreat, the dew falls down on the branch,
And the bird opens her eyes in the nest...
Do you drive normally, okay?
Good God! Go in there. Get out!
Yes?
I'm Caponi, tell me.
- to the Seagate! - To the Seine?
- Jesus! - Holy God! - Good Lord!
Oh, Lord, help me find words!
This young man is a scholar,
But only a humble assistant working in the Füvészkert.
Zborowsky's name is 23 years old.
Science is not just a passion. There is another one, a much greener.
Dearest... Adele... Miss!
But what if you already have a husband? Or worse, widow?
True, the other passion is blind love
Miss Adele Blanc-Sec.
The passion that the lady provoked with these few words:
- Who's gonna be? - Zbo... bo... bobo... rowskynak.
- Maybe your first name? - Yes.
Married?
Andrej, with an exact "j" like jaguar.
I love it too!
I mean jaguar.
ANDREY, PRIOR TO "J", AS JAGUAR. ADELE
Thanks.
Andrej Zborowsky was doubtless lost to science.
As for Adele Blanc-Sec and his sense of humor, they started a new adventure,
A less frightening, but more exotic,
As his publisher sent Peruba to decipher the mystery of the last Inks.
Something we need to know about Adele really understands him.
He's listening to his instincts and not his publisher.
Aziz, how many hours to the meeting place?
At least six o'clock in this heat, Miss Adele.
All right, then start!
- How do you say in Arabic that "Cry"? - "Yalla," Miss Adele.
Yalla!
And "Move your ass or I'm small"?
Stop!
- This is it? - I think. - Right.
You have to drink plenty of water in this dazzling heat!
I talked about these two guys.
- Do you have a drink before the big jump? - Do I look like drinking tea?
- Is this the gravestone? - Not yet.
The bodies were eviscerated on the altar, that is,
Then their innards were thrown into the gutters where.
Then, after a quick wash,
They were painted and then dressed.
- What was that? - The fabric was sized here.
The bodies came in and the equipment was wrapped in 20 coats of cloth.
Not to mention the oil spraying between each layer.
- What kind of oil was this? "I do not know, but it was effective.
Found it!
Yes, this is the one! Gentlemen, let me see the treasures.
The death...
... the only way to lead... to birth.
Here is the end of the road, my gold!
Thanks for the cooperation, we save his life. Get out of here!
- Impressing Egyptian hospitality! - Yes, although he is not Egyptian.
Great.
Extremely flammable this oil and petroleum mixture.
Enough with a thread match and you already have the fireworks.
Let them know if they allow women in their club, not just gentlemen.
Permits?
As I said.
Miss, we have carefully considered and accepted your participation.
Let me do it later.
We've been so far.
Wait a minute, tinny! Where did you learn this?
I have two options: either I will be an Egyptian or learn to read.
Wonderful!
Most High Allah!
I'm rich! I'm rich!
And here he is!
Come on, they're here.
Even the stone without hell is difficult. How are we going to take it?
There are both graves and entrances in these graves.
- Find it! - All right, miss.
- Open up! - Wait a minute!
To open a Pharaoh's grave, sacrilege. You can hang it up for it!
"And what's going to cost you gold?" - Nothing.
Be careful, witch!
- I will not leave my gold here! - I'm afraid you're right.
Money can not buy happiness. Come on, Aziz! Open up!
- Is this your pharaoh? - No, this is a doctor.
Nobody's moving!
If you are waiting for a job, Miss, it's a little late.
On the other hand, I know a clinic in Cairo,
Where doctors would be happy to be able to examine you.
Thanks, I'm fine, apart from nausea,
What I feel in your presence, Professor Dieuleveult.
You still have that pensive sense of humor, Miss Adele, and you will need it.
Meanwhile, he would betray such a great reporter,
Like you, why do you plunder graves?
I do not rob you, I just borrow.
Of course, it just takes you to breathe fresh air.
Pattnosis was a professor of medicine, II. General practitioner Ramsesz.
He is the greatest medical expert in ancient Egypt.
Fortunately, because I need his expertise.
- Would he cure mankind? - Just my sister, because she's sick.
How attentive and touching!
But did he think he was your professor... dead?
- I already noticed, thank you. - And how will he resurrect it?
Can I see it?
"Do you have life after death?" Is not that old fool Esperandieu?
He can hardly find his armchair around!
It will die before this mummy is alive!
Take care of your tongue! The mummies hear everything,
What we say and hate disrespect!
Oh, but I bet! After the Ice Cream, the Sandcastle,
But be careful, she is very scumbag!
Dear Adele, I admit, I'm one of the oldest readers,
But this is by far the most unfocused story I've ever heard.
- Take it! - Yes sir! Come on, move!
- Got the exit? - I checked every wall, nowhere.
- Then it must be in the middle. - The tomb is in the middle.
See you there? You got it!
Move, come on!
Cursed rain water!
- Do you know what the graves are doing? - Hanging.
But only for the locals. Aliens are more alert and quick to die.
It has several protocols but less pain.
Miss!
Is that a last wish?
Although it does not do good for my health, but I would be grateful for a cigar.
Why not? One does not die.
Thanks.
- So beautiful! - Yes!
- Can I see it? - Yeah.
- I suppose it's a gift. - Actually, in memory.
From my father when he died.
That's right. I use it whenever I use it, I think of it.
- I want to give a memorial too. - Really?
If you take it at any time, I'll think of it!
Come to my arms!
Forgive me for the sudden confusion of trust!
Excuse me, good man. Cairo where is it?
Thanks! Will it be free?
Put it on the table.
Slowly, carefully! We take care of you!
Scraper here!
Relax, Professor! Oxygen!
We'll be all right.
- I'll kill that woman. - Oxygen! - I'll kill him! - I say, oxygen.
- Feldarabolom! - Breathe in! - Shit! - Breathe in!
Blow it out! Blow it out!
Fifty!
Mr. Choupard, how can I think of a man,
Whose 50% alcohol drink the breath?
- I swear it's the truth, sir. - Inspector!
Yes, Inspector... The bird hit the car and pinched it.
- And the prefo... prefect sat in it. - You were prefect!
Yeah, and there was a woman next to him, in defective clothes.
So, in defective clothes? In addition to Mr. Pointrenaud,
- who is the founder of the Christian League? Absurd! - It's true, I've seen myself!
As Jeanne D ' The sky is too flaming!
Sir!
We have identified the dead. Three of them sat in the car.
Pointrenaud, his driver and...
- God Almighty! - I told you so.
- Take it to the sobriquet! - I am innocent! That big bird did it!
I just went home!
Until we know more about this tragedy, gentlemen,
I expect that this case will be treated confidentially.
Of course, sir!
- Not a word for the press! - Excluded, sir.
The Prefect and the Dancer!
- They're circulating with Death! - The victims of a giant bird in the capital!
Here is today's Le Petit Parisien! Pride of a giant bird in Paris!
- A giant bird takes his victims! - The Monster killed the Prefect!
There is no clue, the police are helpless! Read it!
Command, sir.
The Monster killed the Prefect! Police without a trace!
Pterodactylus? Nonsense!
Whatever they do to sell their cards. Even Le Gaulois has written it!
They're frightening! This is all about it!
Probably. This is the news around town.
Send the poor Pointrenaud's wife to our condolences.
Yes, Mr. President.
Prefect with a dancer... maybe. But a Pterodactylus in the twentieth century. century?
Did you call me, sir?
Yes, tell the Interior Minister.
Good morning, sir.
This pterodactylus thing seems to be serious.
Maybe an anarchist group is trying to entertain us.
Look at it and inform me.
Trust me, sir. Call the Prefect!
Yes? Commander, Minister.
The pterodactylus affair is on our neck. The president expects a result this week!
I'll take care of it, sir.
- Call the police station. - What? - Are you the Dugonmier yourself?
- Who deals with the pterodactyl case? Captain Poissard.
Then it was hardly surprising that he did not advance.
We need to be more lifelike. A bloodbath!
- Get 72 hours to get results! - I'll do it, sir.
- Get Cheval! - Yeah?
Quick solution! It has 48 hours!
Look at it, sir.
What a shit!
- Here Caponi! - I'm Cheval!
- Good morning, Commissioner. - I trust the pterodactyl case.
Do not miss it! Our reputation is at stake!
"I'll do all I can, sir." - 24 hours! - Thank you sir!
Where can this animal come from?
Look!
- It did not look like that. - Of course not, Andre.
- I've always been keeping this egg. - What happened to him? - Yesterday a groom...
He noticed the broken glass, but he blamed an unattractive visitor for it,
- and simply changed it. - People are so clumsy.
The thing is more complicated than that. Look at the egg pieces.
Most still stick to the shell.
As if the force that broke the egg was...
- He came from inside. - Yes, of course!
- That would mean that this egg... - Shout, Zborowsky.
After 135 million years of fertilization he simply blew out of his shell and fled.
Arra ni!
Can it then be related to the pterodactylus that the newspapers wrote about?
- It would be a great cop! - Professor Menard!
- Yeah? - I'm Caponi's supervisor.
- What can I do for you? - I'm in the petro... daktylus case.
- Ptero... daktylus! - Pet... That's what I said!
Seeing the bone collections of his museum, I thought maybe he could help.
True, I am a man of Crete,
I would suggest looking at an expert in Jura.
Look, I have 24 hours to solve this. I have no time to visit Jura.
Then let me find a specialist in Paris.
It is kind of you.
They say,
That egg... Beef would be a scumbag!
- Please follow me. - Of course.
- I will keep you up to date on developments. - Please.
All the best!
Come! Do not be afraid! Come here!
Look what I give you.
It smells good!
Come here!
This is, sir, up there!
Great! Get a black coffee and some snacks.
I can not think of a nightmare.
Do you want more? Eat, darling!
It's great, baby!
- Yeah? What do you want? - I'm Caponi's supervisor.
- I would like to ask a few questions about the Pero... daktylusról. - Ptero... daktylus, sir!
You said you were an expert.
That's right, but now... I was just ready to eat.
Great, we're the experts!
Well, they'll get inside.
- It's dark in here! - I'm pretty sensitive to the light.
Please take a seat.
- Thank you, Jeann. Permits? I had not eaten for two days. - Please!
- So, how can I help you? - Talk to the animal.
- What are you eating where you sleep... - We know only a little about his habits.
We know that carnivorous,
- and it fights well. - No better than a bloody beef.
- What was that? - Only the... Touche.
Continue, please, Professor.
Its width is about 6 meters,
And he can fly for hours looking for food that he takes back to the nest.
- Nest? Are there more? - No, so... There is only one.
But at that time, when they were in pairs, they were looking for food and built a nest,
And most of all they worked there.
They once mated for one year,
And for what reason, we do not know yet, but they have only one egg at a time.
This also explains their aggressive nature,
When they wanted to protect one... their only progeny.
Amazing.
Sir, this is the tukan...
Help! Help! Jesus!
It was because of eggs. It was too much for him.
This is a mentally ill! Take it!
- Excuse me, can I help you? - I would not give it back.
Adele!
Mr. Xavier? How nice of you!
My only hope to see you, my dear, while traveling all over the place,
- if I'm staying here for you. - It's great.
- Careful! Fragile! - Yes, Madam.
To Rue du Four 28 please!
So? Peru?
It is far away, far away.
- And very high. - Actually.
- Did you hit Machu Picchu? - Every morning.
Every morning... If you're not secret,
What kind of treasure did he bring to us in that box?
Siku. An Andes country flute.
- Flute? - Yes, but that's bigger. It's a sacred flute.
- I found him in the grave of the last inca king. - Do not tell me.
Verily! It brings death to someone who does not, so do not touch it!
It's closed, please.
Tell me, man, this taxi or a guesthouse?
I want to go, ma'am, but these damn thieves are on their way.
When are the horses already forbidden from Paris? After all, this is the XX. century!
"Move that damn swallow, because I cut you off!"
Hey, what about you?
So where were we?
What kind of husk spider brought you back with you again?
Take care of her tongue, Miranda. Help with packages.
I just saved her room,
This again brings these old relics.
I will take care of this personally personally. What are these many letters?
She came from the young man in the Plant Garden.
One on a Monday, two on Monday, as compensation for Sunday.
My youth reminds me of Andalusia, in my mother's family.
There was a young picador, strong as the bulls with whom he fought...
- How's Agathe? - Well, that was, it was very good,
Only now eating less and less. Soon there will be bone and skin.
We'll take care of it. Thanks, Miranda, for your patience, time and advice.
Do not you want to eat? You look unhealthy. You should make some color on you.
You're as beautiful as you used to.
I hope Miranda has not been exhausted with Andalusia.
I was in Egypt, I have a surprise for you.
Look! Presentation of Patmosist, II. Ramses, the great pharaoh's general practitioner!
They were physically very advanced. This is proven by their conservation techniques.
No one can solve it any better.
I'm sure you can stand up with the secrets you keep.
Once I find the man who can support it.
Sir?
I'm so sorry, Miss Blanc-Sec. I just wanted to hit a letter.
- I did not know it was coming. - I was ready to go.
- Then I will not. - I hope so.
Here you go!
- Count them? Then I know where to start. - Forget the rest!
You can read them later, this is the most important issue now.
- All right, then I'll read them in the tub. - In the tub?
- I always do. - I understand.
- Beautiful! - What?
- His room is nicely furnished. - What is this pterodactylus thing?
Well this is it! That's what I wanted...
Which prisoners are sentenced to death?
To La Santé.
- Can I help you something, Miss? - Drink my health!
Esperandieu, your lawyer wants to see you.
Your client, sir.
Miss Blanc-Sec? What are you doing here?
- Professor, I found the mummy of Patmosis. - That is impossible!
Although true, I found it. But do not ask it.
- Where is? - My apartment. Waiting for you.
Adele... I'm afraid you have to wait a little longer.
I have no idea how to get out of here. In addition, it's too close to my mind
- the bird control. - The pterodactylus?
Yes. I wanted to refine my technique while you were in Egypt.
I've been living in a 135 million-year-old egg.
Great, then a 4,000-year-old mummy will really be a child.
It may be, but this bird is exhausted.
As soon as I fall asleep, his killer instinct is over. I have to stop it.
First of all, my sister, now her huge insect.
- It's over negotiated, but how do you get out of here? - Trust your lawyer.
- Sir? "I came to my client, Mr. Esperandieu.
- Would you make a statement, Mr. Saint Hubert? - Do not stumble!
Take the journalists!
Relax, gentlemen! Stop it! Quiet! Let's have a say!
I was afraid of my trip to Africa at the helm of the government.
As an expert I was asked to help Mr. Caponi kill the pterodactyl.
It is a great honor for me to put my talent in the service of the nation.
Mr. Saint Hubert, what approach will he use?
First, we are following and studying your behavior and habits.
How are they going to find it?
It's just simple, just raise your gaze.
- What's going to be good today? - Pigeon.
- It has saved my life! - Not worth a word.
Come on, wherever you are.
- Here's the dude, Caponi. I can feel. - Great!
Here is the pter... petro... Preto... pterodactylus!
What the hell is that?
- Birch meat! Find out how it is! - Really?
Death Proof! Believe me, I know the animal feces.
The best way to track an animal.
We're doing fine, Caponi. We are moving!
Wonderful.
There is a badge in the bowl. You're the chef, Armand Petit-Blanchard.
Arm... what?
I say, Petit-Blanchard. Somebody stole my badge from my closet.
- Take my hand away from me. - Get out! It was enough now!
Well, there is something better to do.
- Sorry, I ran out of my pie. - No problem.
- Caponi! - Yeah?
Unless I'm wrong, the dog can find three lambs in three places.
In the north, on the Montmartre hill, in the east at the colonial fair,
Or in the Zoo.
- That's right! - Then pressure! God's grace!
Thank you, boy.
Hey, this is a nun!
Do not touch me! Hurry, we'll go!
As my dad would say, fighting for lost is the most exciting thing.
So: Take a knife, not your dad.
The farmer counted the flock twice, but no one was missing.
Okay, let's go!
My dummy!
I'm sorry you went off yourself!
Bertrand? Call a vet.
Cell 28. Get an injection.
Sorry!
Professor! Wake up!
Time to go!
Would you be so kind to come back later? I was really tired of hell.
This is the top of everything!
Six Poitou goats, four Vanoise pits, 15 larvaci ewes and...
-... nine, ten... twelve muflon from Jura. - From Jura?
- It's all right. - Right, head to the Zoo!
Be ready, Caponi. We will launch the attack at dawn.
Thank You!
- Switch! - This sounds good!
Good luck!
I hope I slept well because we have to go now!
- What are you doing here? - I did not make that choice.
- Where's the professor? - Last night they passed.
- They always do this before executing. - How is execution?
- It's gonna be cut off at dawn tomorrow. - That is impossible!
- Unfortunately, except when you get grace. - Pity?
Yes.
Here, I'll pity you!
Come on, bring it back! You're a nice boy, Nelson.
President! Miss Blanc-Sec is here.
- She does not wear anything. - What? Is not nothing about it?
- So... we searched for it, it does not wear a gun. - I understand.
You can go.
Come on, Nelson. You are a good boy!
- Dear Miss Blanc-Sec! - President!
- I remember the interview! When was it? January 18, 1906
One day after your election. That was my first interview.
For me, the last one where I laughed.
- Well, yes, I was pretty awful. - It was glamorous!
- What can I do for you? - He often condemns the death penalty as president.
In the first year, I gave grace to 17 convicts.
Exactly. Now, please give another man grace.
Esperandieu professor. Tomorrow is due to be executed, though innocent.
I know her case. We have 3 dead, including a Prefect.
But he did not kill them, but an ancient beast!
Only the professor can control it. How many dead do you have yet?
Our best man took over the matter, miss.
Moreover, it is a great one We also hunted a hunter from Africa,
To get that animal.
Nelson! Go get your ball back.
Esperandieu is an excellent scientist. His research is only conducive to the development of science.
With your death, you will pay others with their lives.
- I promise to sleep on her. - Thank you, Mr President.
What's wrong? You got your ball there. Get me here, Nelson. Come on, look!
What's wrong? Have you seen spirit?
There you go! Here is your ball. Come on, bring it back! Be a good boy! Move on!
What is Nelson? Come on!
Oh no! President!
- Good boy! - Come to my arms. Lie! Get down!
- They attacked the president. - Sorry.
- Do not move! - Take it off!
Do not touch them! Get away!
"Are you injured, Mr. President?" - I'm fine, they can go.
I warn you, jazz guitars!
- Nelson! Nelson! - Let me go or report!
Nelson!
Find Nelson!
- With open eyes, Caponi. - I swear, both are open!
Awakening and patience, this is a hunter's slogan.
Tell me, Saint Hubert, could I go for a few minutes for something to eat?
You can not say that! We wage war, my friend.
I once hunted a tiger that was hidden in a Bengal church.
We chased it for three days, we did not eat anything.
For three days?
Amen.
Incredible! How did he do it?
I have studied all the books on this book in the library,
That this animal is not of a migratory nature.
I was thinking of gathering the pieces of eggs and putting them in a safe place.
Then I left some delicious beef cakes,
So it will not starve, so it will not undo our Corsican sheep.
- Zborowsky, you're a genius! - It's nothing, just a little intuition.
With such an intuition she sure takes the ladies off their feet, my young friend.
It mainly depends on the woman.
- Two "l" - is Adele written? - No, two "e".
- So, two "e"? - Adele. A-D-E-L-E Blanc-Sec.
- Like wine, you know the dry WHITE. - Yeah, I know the dry white.
Amazing! Well, let's start that first!
To cure my sister, I went to Egypt, not to Peru,
To find a doctor, Patmos,
Who is a really nice guy but unfortunately mummy.
Professor Esperandieu should have revived him, not the pterodactylus.
She should have left it alone. So he attacked the President and his pet.
- The petro...? - No! Your pet is your dog!
I gathered all my courage and made myself sit on the President.
He was a heroic, but pre-determined, gesture with the intention,
To grab a professor and save my sister.
But they were arrested because I attacked the President.
Do I look like a terrorist?
No.
"So the bird hit Nelson. - So you got it?
Clean? Can I go now?
Of course... But a tiny detail was left out.
- What? - Who the... Who the... So who the dog is?
All right... Do you have to be weed or be here all night?
I saved the President, thank you for that? Bumpkin!
Things are not exactly the plan, hug.
I have to put myself in order to gather myself.
I'm sorry that I was in trouble. Seriously.
But is not it more fun to pick girls up here than to jump in a crypt?
Zborowsky...
Our Lady!
- Yeah? - Come to my arms!
- I read your letter! - Which?
About pterodactyl. You're a genius, Andrew.
Come on! There is a taxi outside.
Now!
This!
You see? I did not lie.
Incredible!
Carefully, Miss Adele!
Do not worry, I've broken even harder nuts.
Pi, more, more...!
Miss Adele! He loves meat better.
Really?
But I'm a dick!
Where did you come from, my beauty?
I did not understand you!
In any case, she's a beautiful guy.
In fact, if your voice suits your plumage...
Great. Obviously you are not the ear of the ear.
Beware, she might be a goat.
- You are a devoted elf! - No, I did not mean it!
- I usually call me a birdwatch. - Really?
Galambom... Cinegem...
I have my little snout...
Actually... My blades are bothering me, is not it?
My boom... To the feathers of my little birds.
Incredible!
That's great! Now that we are friends, I would ask you for a favor.
- I trust you will not... "It would be incapable of my part.
It's crazy!
- It can not be complicated for a camel. - It is.
Beware of the tree!
Just stop! We would be.
You're incredible, Miss Blanc-Sec!
Now that we have defeated the unbelievable, let's do the impossible!
Here we are!
- This is my friends! - That's very exciting!
He has not seen anything yet. But do not even think about it, or you'll miss it.
- I made some snacks! - Good idea. - Command it. - Thank You.
- Sparkling wine? - I'm gonna pinch again. - Where are you? - To the window. - Thank you.
Look at the crowd! We just arrived in time.
There he is. He has a pretty ugly head.
- I understand why they cut it. - Oh, Charlotte!
It was because of eggs. It was too much for him.
They put bags on their heads.
Incomprehensible! Why did you go with the hangman bag on your head?
- There is! That's the thing! - I'm here!
You got a man! Call me an ambulance, trust me the rest!
I'm going now.
You can keep my son, my beauty! You deserve it!
Is anyone here? Where am I? Is this hell now?
- Kukucs! - Adele!
- Good afternoon! - How can that be?
- He saved her! He gave him life, so he paid the bill. - I understand.
Zborowsky! What's going on? Who are these...
- Esperandie? - Menard!
- For all the saints! That's a miracle! - Menard, that old chicken coop!
Esperandieu, your dog!
- How did you come here? - It's a very long story.
They can talk later! In winter with a hot chocolate.
Now we must resurrect a mummy and save my sister.
- Just kidding! - I'm sure he's joking. - I'm not kidding!
- Are you exhausted? - But I'm very tired.
- You want to go home? - Yes, I should go home.
- I'll accompany you! - All right, let's go home.
Of course you have to go home with him. God with you, tubicam!
This is what...
Saint Hubert?
Esperandieu!
- Not now! - What happened?
Saint Hubert!
Get outta here!
Crazy dude! Awesome villain!
Who allowed you to hunt for science?
Justin de Saint Hubert is the hunter of big horses!
So you hunt for big horses? I am also a hunter,
But I'm just knocking on the black lamb, and you look like a pretty nice one!
Stop it! You do not have this right!
- One two... - No!
- Three... Four and five. - No! Not! Not!
- Do not die now, please. - I'll do what's on my mind...
Let me help!
If you want to help, take care of pterodactyl.
- But the professor bleeds! - They're in touch with each other.
Do not ask how or why. If one dies, the other one dies.
- Do not let this happen. - Yes of course. Trust me!
Rue du Four, 28!
- What should I do now? - Put on my antique objects.
The older the better.
Yeah, those.
I need you to bundle.
I'll be right back!
I got it. And now?
Now... I'm trying to get in touch with the mummy,
To see if you agree to leave the keys to me.
Great!
What keys?
After death, the whole body shrinks,
And locks himself in an immortal consciousness.
I found the key that we can communicate with consciousness.
Great!
It will work!
Maybe... a little hemorrhoid? A big piece...
... butter?
Professor!
Please stay with me. Just a little more!
Cheers!
Thanks!
Sorry about the bottle!
Do not worry. Anyway, I have to clean up.
What a pity he died! I wanted to know.
Good night, okay. I see some similarity.
She is my younger sister.
- There is no good form. - No doubt.
Hand...
With the knowledge you possess,
Maybe you could try to bring it back to life.
Although I have some modest talent, but not for this.
- How are you? Are not you a doctor? - Not at all. I'm atomic.
With numbers, marks, and equations, I'm happy, but nothing extra.
Doctors will not leave their Pharaohs,
And they are buried next to them, almost direct.
- Can I make some tea? - Feel at home. - Very nice of you.
Kindness is an esteemed character in our dynasty.
I admit, this adventure is very nice
I was very grateful to me.
- Did you hear anything? - Absolute!
- Have you seen it? You saw it when I... - Naturally.
Do not bend! In such a body as mine, you would be more rewarding than others.
Thanks.
I guess you need a doctor to heal this poor kid.
Yes. Not just my sister,
But my girlfriend, my angel, my twin brother.
What happened to him?
A stupid accident.
- A camel? - Tennis.
- Do you give your horse a loan? - No! - Thank you. - No problem.
- How do I look? - Like the kidneys on the skewer.
This is to understand, "Holy God...,
Why did our parents give her beauty,
To me bitterness and jealousy? "
One game takes everything!
New balls!
We were just 20 years old. Agathe was beautiful.
We discovered a new sport and played it whenever we could.
To avoid rivalry, we never played a real game.
Our games were strictly friendly.
Then, in an euphoric moment, in the middle of happiness, the tragedy struck.
Agathe!
- All right, Miss? - Get up, please.
Let me, please. Agathe! Let me in!
No, just do not!
Do not be mad at me! Stay with me! Come on, call a doctor!
Agathe! Agathe! Agathe! Agathe!
A few minutes after I was born,
But he left me long before. It was the only game,
What I would rather lose.
Indeed, this is a very regrettable accident.
Believe me, I'm sorry I can not help you.
The professor has done remarkable work. With his spiritual power,
He certainly woke the dead in a 2-kilometer circle,
But I'm not the right person.
Wait a minute. Did you say 2 kilometers?
Yeah, pretty much.
The waves ripple out like a drum throws into a water.
Doctors were always near Ramses?
They never left the room, even when they lived a sex life.
EXHIBITION IN LOUVRE II. RAMSESS MUNICATIONS
Patmosis, you're a genius!
Let's go!
Excuse me, I'm looking for a Ramses exhibition.
Very good!
Do not bother people because they are noticing us.
After 5000 years of rest, do not you have a little fun?
I could not stand it, it was a lot of fun.
Everything in his time, then he can die.
Even from laughing, if you like.
- Who can open it? - I'm just as lazy as a doctor.
You can really make it useful or throw it into the Seed! And this is not the Nile!
Do not pull yourself up! Humor calms the barbarian soul.
This is not humorous! Perhaps a Pharaoh smiles, but this is the 20th century!
That's right!
For this, my lady!
- Patnosis! - Yes, my lady!
Come on, my lady! For this, my lady!
- Stop it! - You're very tense! Calm down.
- I'll massage you later! Are you a chiropractor now?
No, but I learned molecular energy.
Keep the door open.
It's beautiful, is not it? I remember when we painted it.
- Are the terrain clean? - Look, what is it? - What?
- Patnosis! - Trust me, ma'am!
Miss!
To awaken them, it does not go, but to knock it out, it knows first class.
Thank you, my lady!
Jesus Maria! They're back and forth.
- If you could see this Ramsey! - Wake him up, then he'll settle them again.
First the believers to be there when the Pharaoh wakes up.
Poor thing, we do not want her homeland!
And mostly not to offend, so,
I suggest that we respect the protocol.
I support the protocol!
Excuse me for interference, you're not a doctor accidentally?
Are you a surgeon?
I'm looking for a doctor.
Well, you're not sure...
Do you have a doctor here?
But I got a good night's sleep! Patnosis! What is this ridiculous dress on you?
Heavenly costume, majesty.
Let me introduce this writer, Miss Adele Blanc-Sec.
Hellóka!
Do the indigent use women to write their texts?
Their civilization is a bit rough and raw, but the lady is very friendly,
And it was his great idea to wake up.
But it's a great idea... I think you woke up a little early.
I'm sorry what happened, lord, I had no choice. It is a matter of life-death.
Life and death? It also comes, it goes well.
I want my sister to come back to life.
Miss Adele woke up because he thought I was a doctor.
But you? Doctor? I will not cut my nails with you!
He is looking for a doctor to heal his sister and we thought,
Your goodness to help your family doctor...
Take a look at this child.
Were you awakened because of this lowliness?
Listen, Rammy! You were snoring for five thousand years,
I've been suffering for five years with my sister who can not see me.
I'm just a poor earthly mortal without any divine protection.
Every day I live with pain and feelings of guilt that never go away.
That was all my fault because of my hat.
- What is this hat story? - Nothing, and later I'll tell you.
Nosibis, my good doctor.
Let's see if you can give life to her,
Let him enjoy the love that flows toward him again!
Thanks!
Highness.
Fõmagassága?
Doctors say that if we pull the needle out, it's probably dying.
Are you crazy? I asked him to heal,
Not to kill you, your bone collection!
Relax, Adele, do not bother!
- What is that? - The pharaoh's viscera.
Classy!
- Is the kiss necessary? - Not really. Better a tradition.
Better get it right now than when your sister wakes up.
I did not ask any joke either.
Great! Now let's go, let's have a look.
Agathe!
Are you nuts? So hit a ball!
In the world I love you more than anything!
"It was an honor to meet you, Miss Adele! - You, Patmosis.
Please apologize for his Pharaoh in my name, because of my carelessness,
- and thank you for me too. - I'll do it, ma'am.
Who are you talking to, Adele?
With anyone, darling. Do not move, now everything will be okay, I promise.
This, my lord!
What was that?
- I'm sorry for the new unfortunate! - Say it!
- Would you tell us to reach Nílus, please? - Of course, why not?
They are very weird people! Good-humor is missing from them.
I agree, Your Majesty.
But their artistic talent is extremely advanced.
- This space is beautiful, for example. - It's very beautiful!
We need to build a pyramid here. You must be fine.
Meanwhile, maybe we should join the others, majesty.
You're right, Patmos, let's go!
The curse of Pharaohs struck Paris!
Read it! Mummies left the Louvre!
Command, sir. The curse of the Pharaohs falls to Paris!
Now what is this mummy story?
Again an anarchist plot! Call the Interior Minister.
Burkold, little Caponi!
- Who's that? - Miss Adele.
- He's been away for a few weeks. - I understand.
Give it to someone else.
Mine? Oh, dear. What are you calling yourself?
Boro... Borozo... Zoboro...
- Then maybe your first name? - Yes, Andrej... Exactly "j".
Like jaguar?
- A cup of tea? - Yes of course.
- Have a nice trip! - Thank You!
- Hurry, miss, we're leaving right away. - All right, just a screwdriver!
Adele Blanc-Sec.
Thanks!
The woman in the green hat? Just trust us.
Hurry! Here is Miss Blanc-Sec's package.
Welcome on board!
Move! Faster the packages!
Welcome on board! Hurry up, please!
How are they? Welcome!
- Take this. - Miss Blanc-Sec!
- Yeah? - Are you yours?
Yes, be careful!
- Sorry. - It's a good start to vacation!
Sorry, it was a coincidence!
That's my skin! Watch it!
Good way, Miss Blanc-Sec!
AFTER STATE MAKES A LITTLE MARK!
Saint Hubert!
Caponi! Caponi!
Great zebra!
I can not find Saint Hubert. It just disappeared! Find it!
You are struggling with mercy!
Please beg!
- No! - Smile!
Not!
- Nobody's moving! - No more ammunition.
Take it!
You are a great specimen!
Stay on your butt. I'm getting a boost!
All right, you do not have to hurry.
Come on!
Hungarian text: Miss Mary Juana®